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We run into some ghastly technical difficulties, But Christie has a new mic thanks to the listeners who are supporting our Patreon. Speaking of Patreon we announce a bonus episode in this episode, coming soon after the backlog of audio is sorted. Christie discusses his experiences getting Endorphin high. Mick and Fox get rough off camera and Our audio engineer has a hell of a time dealing with Mick and fox living in a cave, but it all works out in the end.
Christie blathers on about why he loves Netflix comedies (but for some reason mentions lemony Snicket and leaves out Bojack horseman) while Hazencruz takes a big clay colored shit all over Nintendo and their gimmicky new console. We all agree we hate beggars, and introduce kayfabe Gabe as our new audio engineer.
Hazencruz rants about the entitled fucks that make up 99% of the population of LA and all it’s surrounding neighborhoods, Gabe bawwwwls because he sucks at dark souls and just needs to git gud. Meanwhile, Matt tells us all about how he loves how its easy to get music now (correct) and how shitty it is hanging out with people who talk in baby voices for any reason other than talking to babies (correct). Maxwell Kimball calls in to talk about how he hates pedophiles, and Gabe asks about his plan to get a new co-host.
Hazencruz talks about how putting away clothes is only done because women bitch if you don’t do it, and how much better amateur porn is from the sludge the professionals are making now. Christie hates curtains for some reason and makes some actual good points about universal healthcare. Matt has an epiphany about how much he loves sandwiches, and brings in the hate of old differential oil.
David Clegg Calls in via a phone and complains about phones then Clegg starts planning his crusade against Daylight savings. Raj hands out Tips for picking up girls at the bar while Hazencruz is busy making fag jokes. Join us for the exciting conclusion of Christies’ g̶r̶i̶n̶d̶r̶ Tinder Adventure.