Episode 7 – Uncaped Crusaders, Spicy Food, Elevator Incompetence, Having a Hot Wife

We run into some ghastly technical difficulties, But Christie has a new mic thanks to the listeners who are supporting our Patreon. Speaking of Patreon we announce a bonus episode in this episode, coming soon after the backlog of audio is sorted. Christie discusses his experiences getting Endorphin high. Mick and Fox get rough off camera and Our audio engineer has a hell of a time dealing with Mick and fox living in a cave, but it all works out in the end.

Hazencruz needs to smoke more hot peppers

Mick and Fox from Uncaped Crusaders.

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Episode 6 – Kayfabe Gabe, Beggars, Nintendo Switch, Netflix Comedies

Christie blathers on about why he loves Netflix comedies (but for some reason mentions lemony Snicket and leaves out Bojack horseman) while Hazencruz takes a big clay colored shit all over Nintendo and their gimmicky new console. We all agree we hate beggars, and introduce kayfabe Gabe as our new audio engineer.

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Episode 5 – People from LA, Artificial Difficulty, People who Talk in Baby Voices

Hazencruz rants about the entitled fucks that make up 99% of the population of LA and all it’s surrounding neighborhoods, Gabe bawwwwls because he sucks at dark souls and just needs to git gud. Meanwhile, Matt tells us all about how he loves how its easy to get music now (correct) and how shitty it is hanging out with people who talk in baby voices for any reason other than talking to babies (correct). Maxwell Kimball calls in to talk about how he hates pedophiles, and Gabe asks about his plan to get a new co-host.

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Episode 4 – Putting Away Clothes, Curtains, Sandwiches, Universal Healthcare

Hazencruz talks about how putting away clothes is only done because women bitch if you don’t do it, and how much better amateur porn is from the sludge the professionals are making now. Christie hates curtains for some reason and makes some actual good points about universal healthcare. Matt has an epiphany about how much he loves sandwiches, and brings in the hate of old differential oil.

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Episode 3: Part 2- Valentines Day Special

David Clegg Calls in via a phone and complains about phones then Clegg starts planning his crusade against Daylight savings. Raj hands out Tips for picking up girls at the bar while Hazencruz is busy making fag jokes. Join us for the exciting conclusion of Christies’ g̶r̶i̶n̶d̶r̶ Tinder Adventure.

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Episode 3: Part 1 – Valentines Day Special

We focus on reaching out to the community with Christie, our relationship advisor and expert, to help you lame asses pick up some pussy before summer. Hazencruz gets roasted by Raj on women’s rights issues and by everyone in the world for going more than a quarter of a century on earth with the belief that Alexander Graham Bell was black. Clegg calls in and talks women with us, and meanwhile Christie tries to hook a winner on Tindr. This episode ran long, so Matt made the audio engineer cut this in half, tune it for part 2.

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Episode 2 – Tiny Toons, Owls, Snowdays, Random Battles

Hazencruz talks about why Tiny Toons is responsible for the influx of furry fetish porn we saw in the early 2000’s on deviant art, while Christie describes how much he would definitely bang an owl. Matt carries on about how great snowdays are in up in Leafistan, and how much random encounter battles in video games gum up the works and artificially inflate the longevity of an RPG. We hear some Clegg Goss and play a shitty bit That Hazencruz threw together 30 minutes before the show,-before finally rounding out with how shitty children’s birthday parties are and what a cop-out it is to say “Nice!” to someone in response to something you don’t actually care about, instead of just telling them to fuck off.

Here Are Those TinyToon Stats
Kid Written Tiny Toons
Check out FightNight With Kimball and Clegg

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