David Clegg Calls in via a phone and complains about phones then Clegg starts planning his crusade against Daylight savings. Raj hands out Tips for picking up girls at the bar while Hazencruz is busy making fag jokes. Join us for the exciting conclusion of Christies’ g̶r̶i̶n̶d̶r̶ Tinder Adventure.
We focus on reaching out to the community with Christie, our relationship advisor and expert, to help you lame asses pick up some pussy before summer. Hazencruz gets roasted by Raj on women’s rights issues and by everyone in the world for going more than a quarter of a century on earth with the belief that Alexander Graham Bell was black. Clegg calls in and talks women with us, and meanwhile Christie tries to hook a winner on Tindr. This episode ran long, so Matt made the audio engineer cut this in half, tune it for part 2.
Hazencruz talks about why Tiny Toons is responsible for the influx of furry fetish porn we saw in the early 2000’s on deviant art, while Christie describes how much he would definitely bang an owl. Matt carries on about how great snowdays are in up in Leafistan, and how much random encounter battles in video games gum up the works and artificially inflate the longevity of an RPG. We hear some Clegg Goss and play a shitty bit That Hazencruz threw together 30 minutes before the show,-before finally rounding out with how shitty children’s birthday parties are and what a cop-out it is to say “Nice!” to someone in response to something you don’t actually care about, instead of just telling them to fuck off.
Facebook Quizzes, People only talking to you to ask for favors, and Nature Documentaries. Plus, we got Jeff Cucks (a big fan of madcucks) with some constructive criticism for our podcast, Asterios Pokedex tells us all about his Valentine’s day plans, and David Clegg agrees with me about the Nintendo Switch being a failing pile of Garbage.